There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
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I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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