A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
