I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
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I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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