I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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