"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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