I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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