I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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