My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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