Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You took a bar mat shot.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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