His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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