When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
A bitchslap is in order.
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