You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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