i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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