He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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