Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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