Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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