Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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