Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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