with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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