Michael Bay diarrhea
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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