I can text with my tongue
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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