Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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