So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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