Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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