I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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