i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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