I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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