There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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