Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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