READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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