He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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