Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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