your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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