We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
