And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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