Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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