I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
operation harelip BJ is a go
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
How external is "for external use only"?
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
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