YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just googled if crying burns calories
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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