Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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