Plan B is the new Plan A
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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