I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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