Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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