Walk of Shame. In a state park.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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