Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
