His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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