How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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