you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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