The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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