nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Randomize
