I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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