You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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