THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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