Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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