ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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