it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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