If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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