im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Randomize
